When I received this from my friend Eduardo I was taken back! I had to think to myself why such a display of vociferous communications in front of an entire G20 summit was necessary? So first we all know that Obama gave the September 9th deadline regarding waiting for Congress to return from vacation for an answer on proceeding ahead with the Syrian War. But wait a minute! To have the entire G20 summit “vote unanimously on a resolution that said maybe everyone should just go home?” I think a plan is in the works and all are playing their roles in this stage performance. Is the press becoming more bold in reporting an exchange that would normally be available for the public’s eyes? Or are the tensions so high because the USA’s supports dwindles in going to war. Let me know what you all think! These are certainly interesting times! -A.M.
September 6, 2013
ST. PETERSBURG (The Borowitz Report)—Hopes for a positive G20 summit crumbled today as President Obama blurted to Russia’s Vladimir Putin at a joint press appearance, “Everyone here thinks you’re a jackass.”
The press corps appeared stunned by the uncharacteristic outburst from Mr. Obama, who then unleashed a ten-minute tirade at the stone-faced Russian President.
“Look, I’m not just talking about Snowden and Syria,” Mr. Obama said. “What about Pussy Riot? What about your anti-gay laws? Total jackass moves, my friend.”