Tuesday, October 1, 2013 6:59

(Before It’s News)

Two mysterious men dressed in black have parachuted into Lower Manhattan, landing very close to the Goldman Sachs building. What were these mysterious men doing jumping into New York city like that? Police are now searching for the men in what can only be described as a true mystery, or was it a publicity stunt, or maybe even ‘black ops’ preparation for an invasion of Goldman Sachs? 

Monday morning’s weirdest developing story/publicity stunt involves two people in dark suits falling out of the sky and touching down outside the Goldman Sachs building around 3 a.m., NBC New York reports. “It’s not clear what they were doing or where they came from,” but there is video footage of the incident, and the NYPD is looking into it. We have so many questions.

Is this for a BASE jumping YouTube video? ABreaking Bad tie-in? Grand Theft Auto? An elaborate metaphor for the financial crises? Stay tuned!