Office of Poofness Report 7-7-13… “Introducing you to your future”

Posted on 2013/07/07 by

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Greetings and Salutations,

Today we are introducing you to your future! ZAP has provided a step by step guide to help us all understand the events about to take place this week and launch us into our bright new future. As an added bonus he has included a detailed method for you to jump start your life and income by doing something you like and helping your neighbors on “THE BLUE BALL.”

Please fasten your seatbelts and prepare for take off in 3,2,1……..BLAST OFF!

From ZAP……….HI ALL

ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING.

IN OTHER RELATED NEWS, THERE HAS BEEN AN INCREASE IN ELVIS SIGHTINGS AROUND THE WORLD THIS LAST WEEK. PSYCHICS PUZZLED AT LAST.

SO…VERY QUIET WEEK….ALMOST TOO QUIET….YOU COULD HEAR A PIGEON DROP A MILE AWAY.

IN THE BACKGROUND, THE OLD MAN HAS BEEN VERY BUSY WITH THE FAMILIES, AND ENSURING ALL IS IN PLACE FOR THIS COMING WEEK.

MULTI-T RELEASES HAVE BEEN MADE, AND ALL THE BANKS ARE FLUSH WITH MONEY. BY SUNDAY NIGHT, THEY WILL BE AT THE HEIGHT OF FLUSH, AS THAT IS WHEN THEY HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT THEY MUST STOP ALL TRADING ACTIVITY. THE ASSETS THEY HAVE BROUGHT INTO THEIR BANKS HAVE BEEN MASSIVELY LEVERAGED, AND THE BANK PAPER IS BEING CUT AT AN INCREDIBLE RATE TO SATISFY THIS MONSTER APPETITE.

SO WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? WELL, THE PP ARE (OF COURSE) DEPENDENT ON TRADING. WHAT IS TRADING? TRADING IS BUYING BANK INSTRUMENTS (LIKE BANK GUARANTEES FOR EXAMPLE) AT A VERY LOW PRICE, AND SELLING THEM TO AN EXIT BUYER AT A HIGHER PRICE. REALLY COMPLEX RIGHT? THEY MAKE A SPREAD (PROFIT). FOR EXAMPLE, 100 MILLION WILL BUY YOU (X) AMOUNT OF PAPER. THE RESELL OF THAT PAPER WILL MAKE YOU 10-20 MILLION ON 100 MILLION. DO THIS A FEW TIMES A WEEK, AND YOU GET A VERY HIGH WEEKLY RETURN.

THIS IS OFTEN CALLED THE “ROLL PROGRAM” OR “TRADE PROGRAM”, ETC, BUT IN PLAIN TALK, IT IS A BUY/SELL OF SECURITIES AT THE HIGHEST LEVELS OF FINANCE, AND IS VEHEMENTLY DENIED BY THE POWERS THAT BE AS FRAUD (AS PER THE OFFICIAL WEBSITES). WHO REALLY KNOWS IF THIS HAPPENS? IF IT DOES NOT, WHY IS IT DENIED SO WELL…LIKE UFO’S, AND WHY IS THIS A CONSTANT TOPIC OF CONVERSATION….LIKE UFO’S. SAVVY?

THE BANKS HAVE BEEN TRADING LIKE STINK UP TO 50 TIMES A DAY FOR THE LAST WHILE TO STOCKPILE MONEY. ONE OF THE REASONS IS THAT THEY HAVE TO BE READY NEXT WEEK TO START PAYING OUT THE REDEMPTIONS OF HISTORICAL INSTRUMENTS (OLD DEBT) AND DINAR/DONG, ETC. THE OLD DEBT MUST DISAPPEAR FOR THE NEW SYSTEM TO FUNCTION WITHOUT HAVING THAT TAIL DRAGGING ON IT…VERY IMPORTANT. WITHOUT THIS DEBT BEING TAKEN CARE OF, THE CABAL COULD HAVE USED IT TO CONTINUE THEIR PARADE. NOT HARD TO FIGURE THAT ONE OUT…JUST COMMON SENSE.

HAVING SAID THAT, THIS CURRENT ACTIVITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE F&P, OR THE PP THAT EVERYBODY HAS BEEN WAITING FOR. IT DOES HAVE EVERYTHING TO DO WITH PROVIDING A PAD OR CUSHION FOR THE BANKS THAT WILL BE INVOLVED WITH THE PAYOUT OF MONEY FOR THE HISTORIC ASSET REDEMPTIONS, AND THE “PAYOFF” OF CERTAIN CABAL FACTIONS TO ENABLE THEM TO WITHDRAW FROM THE SCENE WITH THEIR TAILS BETWEEN THEIR LEGS, BUT WITH SOME MODICUM OF “FACE”, STRANGE AS IT MAY SOUND. SO THEY MAKE A FEW TRILLION MORE THROUGH THIS TRADING, BUT THEY DISAPPEAR AND DO NOT IMPEDE, OR ATTEMPT TO IMPEDE, WHAT IS TO COME…A FINAL “SEE YA LATER, BYE”.

SO THE BANKS IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE CHINESE FAMILY (OFTEN CALLED THE DRAGON FAMILY ETC) AND THE GOVERNMENTS HAVE BEEN WORKING OVERTIME WITH UPSTAIRS FOR ALL OUR BENEFIT FOR THIS EXACT TIME IN OUR HISTORY. AND THE AGENCIES AND SERVICES HAVE BEEN PROTECTING THIS PROCESS WITH THEIR LIVES, BECAUSE WITHOUT THIS BEING DONE, WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO ACHIEVE PEACE AND PROSPERITY THAT IS OUR TRUE HERITAGE.

ALSO KNOW THERE IS MUCH MORE MONEY IN PEACE THAN IN WAR, SO WHO THE FRIK WOULD WANT STRIFE?

SO IT HAS BEEN VERY QUIET OUT THERE…ALMOST TOO QUIET. BUT NOW YOU CAN IMAGINE THE REAL LEVEL OF MADHOUSE ACTIVITY GOING ON BEHIND TO GET TO THE POINT WHERE THE BUTTON COULD BE PUSHED, AND HUMANITY COULD EMERGE FROM THE DARK INTO THE LIGHT THANKS TO THESE MONUMENTAL EFFORTS, AND THE GREAT SACRIFICE MADE BY SO MANY.

A DEEP AND HEARTFELT THANKS TO ALL THE BOYS AND GIRLS IN ALL THE SERVICES THAT HAVE PROTECTED US AND TO THE ONES THAT GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR US ALL. THEY ARE REMEMBERED WITH GREAT REVERENCE.

SO THAT’S THE BASIC BACKGROUND. NOW WHAT?

WELL, SO NOW, A WHOLE BUNCH OF TRILLIONS ARE ABOUT TO BE RELEASED INTO THE SYSTEM, AND HUMANITY WILL BENEFIT. OK, GOOD.

HOW? SO YOU GET SOME MONEY FROM THE PP, THE F&P, OR CASHING IN THE DINAR YOU GOT.

SAY YOU GOT 10 MILLION OR A 100 MILLION. YOU CAN GO OUT AND BUY A WHOLE BUNCH OF HAMBURGERS AND PIG OUT AND DRIVE THE HAMBURGER INDUSTRY TO NEW HEIGHTS. YOU CAN GO OUT AND BUY A CAR OR TEN, AND DRIVE THE CAR INDUSTRY INTO ECONOMIC BOOM. YOU CAN GO BUY A GALAXY 4 AND DRIVE SAMSUNG STOCK UP AND CREATE MORE JOBS WHERE THEIR FACTORIES ARE.

ALL THESE THINGS CAN BE ACCOMPLISHED BY SPENDING THE WEALTH THAT IS TO BE RELEASED TO OUR HUMANITY. REMEMBER THAT THE FLOW OF MONEY MAKES ECONOMIES RUN NICELY AND PROSPER. SHUT OFF THE VALVE, AND YOU GET THINGS LIKE THE GREAT DEPRESSION.

THE UP/DOWN CYCLE OF TURNING THE FAUCET ON AND OFF IS A GOOD WAY FOR THE RICH TO BECOME RICHER, AND KEEP THE REST DOWN AND OUT AND STRUGGLING. WE ALL KNOW THAT THEY HAVE DONE A GREAT JOB OF THIS OVER TIME. BUT NOW, THE FAUCET IS SET TO THE ON POSITION, AND IS STUCK THERE (WELL…WILL BE SHORTLY).

SO LET’S ASSUME THIS IS THE FUTURE RIGHT NOW, AND YOU HAVE SOME AMOUNT OF MILLIONS IN YOUR POCKET.

YOU CAN BUY HAMBURGERS AND CELL PHONES TILL THE COWS COME HOME, BUT WHAT OF GROUND-LEVEL SUSTAINABILITY IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD? BUYING BURGERS AIN’T GONNA DO NUTHIN FOR YOU AND YOUR FELLOW MAN.

WHAT IS A GOOD WAY OF USING THIS MONEY WISELY TO CREATE SUSTAINABILITY IN ECONOMIES SO THAT THIS CYCLE NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN, AND ECONOMIES CAN MAINTAIN STABILITY AND GOOD GROWTH COMMENSURATE WITH PROPER FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY, AND NOT DESCEND INTO THIS BOOM/BUST CRAP EVER AGAIN?

AND, DO NOT FORGET DOING THE RIGHT THING FOR OUR DEAR MOTHER EARTH WHO HAS TAKEN A REAL POUNDING AT OUR HAND AND NEEDS RESTORATION.

PROJECTS.

GOOD PROJECTS CAN CREATE THE CIRCUMSTANCE FOR HEALING OUR MOTHER, AND HER KIDS, AND PROVIDE FOR THIS ECONOMIC STABILITY WE WOULD ALL ENJOY.

BUT GOOD PROJECTS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN “GOOD”?

THE CRITERIA HERE IS “WHATEVER HELPS, AND DOES NO HARM”.

IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHETHER YOU DO A HUMANITARIAN PROJECT, AND FEED AND CLOTHE KIDS, OR DO A FOR-PROFIT PROJECT THAT HELPS THE NEIGHBORHOOD OR THE COUNTRY. WHATEVER HELPS, AND DOES NO HARM.

THAT MEANS NO CASINOS FOR EXAMPLE.

WHAT IF YOU DON’T HAVE THE MONEY FOR ANY IDEA YOU HAVE FOR A PROJECT. OR YOU CAN NOT FIND FUNDING FOR A PROJECT THAT YOU HAVE DEVELOPED IN DETAIL IN A BUSINESS PLAN? YOU WANT TO HELP OUT AND DO YOUR PART, BUT WHERE’S THE MONEY?

WELL, THE PROSPERITY PROGRAMS WILL PROVIDE A MEASURE OF THAT KIND OF MONEY FOR PROJECTS OF COURSE, AND THE RV OF THE DINAR/DONG WILL ALSO HELP IN THAT RESPECT WITH 26,000,000 NEW MILLIONAIRES. WHAT ABOUT THE ONES THAT ARE NOT IN THE PP, OR HAVE NOT HAD MONEY TO BUY INTO THE DINAR/DONG THING? WHAT IF THE FUNDS THAT THEY WILL GET EVENTUALLY, ARE NOT HERE RIGHT NOW TO BEGIN A PROJECT?

WELL, THE POWERS THAT BE, FOR HUMANITY, IN THEIR INFINITE WISDOM, HAVE DECIDED TO LEND A HELPING HAND, AND PROVIDE A WELL OF FUNDING THAT WILL NOT DRY UP, REGARDLESS IF YOU NEED $10,000 TO SET UP A SOUP KITCHEN OR 10,000,000 TO SET UP A FACTORY TO MAKE A BRILLIANT WIDGET YOU INVENTED.

IMPORTANT NOTE: THIS SPECIAL PROJECT DISPENSATION HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MONIES FROM THE PP, F&P, OR ANYTHING ELSE OUT THERE DESTINED FOR OUR HUMANITY.

REMEMBER I SAID THAT AT SOME POINT, PROJECTS AND FUNDINGS WILL BE THE ORDER OF THE DAY? WELL, NOW THAT ELVIS HAS LEFT THE BUILDING IN GOOD CONDITION BLUE SHOES, THERE IS A PATH, AND HOPEFULLY, ONE OF MANY.

IF YOU HAVE AN IDEA FOR A PROJECT, OR A FLESHED OUT IDEA FOR A PROJECT WHETHER IN PRELIMINARY STAGE (EXECUTIVE SUMMARY) OR WELL ADVANCED (BUSINESS PLAN), THE HELP IS NOW HERE TO GET YOU FROM 0 TO 100 IN ONE EMAIL.

THE DOOR IS NOW OPEN, SO TAKE SOME TIME OUT, THINK, CONSIDER, AND SEND YOUR IDEA, EXECUTIVE SUMMARY, OR BUSINESS PLAN TO THE COMPLIANCE INTAKE FOR THE GLOBAL FUNDINGS SOURCE TO THE FOLLOWING EMAIL:

DHINTAKE@GMAIL.COM

(BORN JULY 4, 2013)

YOU WILL NOT BE ANSWERED…RIGHT AWAY.

IT IS EXPECTED THAT THOUSANDS WILL SEND IN, SO THE SHEER LOGISTICS OF ANSWERING EVERYBODY WILL BE A LARGE UNDERTAKING, SO BE PATIENT. YOU WILL BE ANSWERED WITHIN 60 DAYS (PLAYING IT SAFE HERE) OR MUCH LESS. DEPENDS ON THE HIRING TIME OF MORE KNOWLEDGEABLE INTAKE STAFF THAT WILL HAVE TO BE INCREASED FROM THE VERY SMALL GROUP AT THE MOMENT. THERE IS NO NEED TO RUSH IN…REALLY GIVE THIS CAREFUL THOUGHT.

PROJECTS WILL NOT BE FUNDED ON THIS FIRST COME BASIS CRAP; AND THEY WILL BE FUNDED REGARDLESS OF WHEN THEY SUBMIT.

CRITERIA HERE IS: KIDS FIRST, SENIORS SECOND, AND ALL OTHER PROJECTS THIRD.

BUT YES, PROJECTS WILL FINALLY BE FUNDED ON A GLOBAL SCALE. THIS IS WHAT IT IS REALLY ALL ABOUT. THANK YOU ST GERMAIN (AMONGST OTHERS).

YOU START THE PROJECT, AND GUESS WHAT…BESIDES HELPING OTHERS WITH WHAT YOU WILL DO, YOU WILL INCREASE THE MACRO ECONOMIC BASE WITH YOUR EFFORTS, PROVIDE FOR SUSTAINABILITY IN THE COUNTRY INFRASTRUCTURE THROUGH THE BUSINESS OR ENDEAVOUR YOU ACCOMPLISH, AND VERY IMPORTANTLY, YOU GET PAID FOR HELPING OTHERS.

YES, YOU WILL DRAW A SALARY DOING SOMETHING YOU WANT TO DO. YOU SET THE SALARY, BUT DON’T BE STUPID ABOUT IT (A MILLION A MONTH WILL NOT CUT IT) BECAUSE THERE WILL BE A COMPLIANCE AND GOVERNANCE OVERSIGHT ON THE FUNDS YOU WILL RECEIVE FOR YOUR PROJECT. TREAT THIS AS A REGULAR BUSINESS MODEL, BUT PUT IN A HEALTHY SALARY FOR YOURSELF AND YOUR STAFF THAT MAKES SENSE TO YOU.

YOU WILL HIRE PEOPLE TO HELP YOU DOING YOUR PROJECT. PAY THEM WELL, FOR THEY TOO WILL BE HELPING OTHERS. ALSO REMEMBER THAT YOUR CUP HAS TO BE FULL AND OVERFLOWING BEFORE YOU CAN REALLY HELP OTHERS. AND, YOU CAN PAY IT FORWARD THEN…EASILY. THAT SETS THE OTHER PRECEDENT. THINK OF EVERYBODY PAYING IT FORWARD. WHAT WILL THAT DO FOR US ALL? PURE POOF MAGIC I WOULD SAY…HE ALWAYS PREACHED THIS (THANKS JAMES).

SO FIRST THINGS FIRST. PROJECT FUNDING ALSO MEANS YOU AND YOUR FAMILY HAVE TO BE MADE AND KEPT WHOLE. INITIAL FUNDING WILL COMPRISE OF SOME AMOUNT THAT WILL HELP YOU CLEAN UP YOUR DEBTS, PUT FOOD IN THE FRIDGE, FIX THE ROOF, AND REPAIR THAT BELOVED CAR OF YOURS, OR GET A NEW ONE WITH WARRANTY. GOOD THING THAT WARRANTY…NOVEL FOR SOME OF US, WELLLL, MOST OF US.

SO, NOW YOU HAVE DEBTS TAKEN CARE OF, YOUR CREDIT CARDS REINSTATED (AND YOU LEARNED THAT LESSON RIGHT?), MORTGAGE CAUGHT UP, THE YOUNGER KIDS HAVE NEW SHOES AND THAT COOL JACKET, AND THE OTHERS HAVE TUITION LOOKED AFTER, AND YOU CAN ALL BREATHE.

AND STILL, THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE PP AND F&P MONEY.

NOW YOU CAN GET TO THE REAL WORK, AND BEGIN HELPING OTHERS THROUGH YOUR SELF AND YOUR PROJECT.

THIS IS ABOUT A HELPING HAND TO YOU, AND THROUGH YOU, YOUR NEIGHBOR AND YOUR COUNTRY.

DO THE RIGHT THING, AND REMEMBER, BE GOOD, BE LEGAL, TELL TRUTH.

GOD IS; I AM; WE ARE

GOD BLESS

IN LOVE AND LIGHT IN OUR SERVICE

ZAP

PS: WE HAVE NOT HAD TIME TO GET INTAKE DOCUMENTS DONE UP FOR YOU AS WE JUST GOT THE GREEN LIGHT TO BEGIN THIS ON JULY 4, BUT THE BASICS WE NEED FOR AN IDEA YOU HAVE ARE:

PROJECT NAME, PROPONENT, LOCATION

CONCEPT (WHAT IS THE ANIMAL); WHAT DOES IT DO

WHAT ARE THE BENEFITS; WHY ARE YOU DOING IT

HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE REQUIRED TO DO IT

WHERE WILL IT BE SITUATED

HOW MANY LOCATIONS WILL BE REQUIRED FOR SUSTAINABLE GROWTH OR IS IT A ONE-OFF

DO YOU NEED SPECIFIC TECHNOLOGIES TO DO IT

WILL YOU NEED OFF-THE-SHELF STUFF TO DO IT, OR DO YOU NEED STUFF MANUFACTURED

HOW MUCH WILL IT TAKE TO DO IT

WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WILL MAKE IN RETURNS (IF ANY)

HUMANITARIAN PROJECTS WILL ALSO REQUIRE THESE ITEMS AS YOU HAVE TO TREAT THEM IN A BUSINESS FASHION, NOT JUST “GIVE ME MONEY AND I WILL FEED PEOPLE….”

THOSE THAT HAVE THE BASICS FLESHED OUT AND HAVE A FEW PAGES MORE THAN JUST THE CONCEPT PHASE WORKOUT (AS YOU ALREADY WENT THROUGH THIS EXERCISE IN DEVELOPING THE PROJECT CONCEPT AND PARAMETERS), EITHER SUBMIT WHAT YOU HAVE OR PUT A BIT MORE WORK INTO IT SO IT RESEMBLES A BUSINESS PLAN (IF YOU WANT TO TAKE SOME TIME AND DO THAT AS THAT WILL HELP)

THOSE WITH A BUSINESS PLAN, GOOD – AND YOU MUST BE FRUSTRATED AS HELL CAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FOUND FUNDING AS YET, OR HAVE FOUND IT BUT YOU WOULD BE RAPED AND PILLAGED IF YOU ACCEPTED IT

IN ALL CASES, WE WILL ASK FOR SOME PORTION OF YOUR PROJECT THROUGH AN EQUITY POSITION, BUT BECAUSE WE ARE TECHNICALLY A PART OF YOUR PROJECT, YOU WILL HAVE AVAILABILITY OF ALL OUR STRENGTHS BOTH IN BUSINESS AND TECHNOLOGIES THROUGH OUR GLOBAL NETWORK OF BRILLIANT SCIENTISTS, BUSINESS HEADS, AND GENERAL ALL AROUND GOOD GUYS TO HELP MAKE YOUR PROJECT SUCCESSFUL.

THE PROFITS FROM OUR SHARE OF EQUITY IN YOU WILL NOT GO TO OUR POCKETS. THEY WILL GO BACK TO YOU AND THE PROJECT TO HELP IT EVEN MORE, AND ONCE SOME MILESTONES ARE REACHED (YOUR PROJECT ACHIEVES THE BREAK-EVEN POINT FOR EXAMPLE, AND BEGINS TURNING A PROFIT), YOU WILL GET EQUITY BACK. WE DO NOT NEED TO TAKE A BIG PIECE FROM YOU, BUT WE WILL TAKE A TINY PIECE TO FULFILL LEGAL REQUIREMENTS ON THE FUNDING SIDE.

THAT’S IT FOR THIS PRELIMINARY DISCLOSURE ON THE PROJECT FUNDING MECHANISM…HOPE YOU LIKE THIS STRUCTURING AS MUCH AS WE DO IN PROVIDING REALLY “FRIENDLY FUNDING©” (I JUST MADE THAT UP AND I LIKE THE VIBRATION SO THERE’S A COPYRIGHT ON THAT ONE) FOR THE BENEFIT OF OUR HUMANITY.

HAVE MUCH FUN PUTTING TOGETHER YOUR PROJECT.

POOF Says…..”Freedom is coming shortly, now, be patient (as if you haven’t already) but, they’ve hit a deep drive center field. It’s a confirmed home run for all of humanity across the planet.”

Consultations upon request until the doorbell rings.

Love and Kisses,

Susan & Staff

Office of Poofness