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Monsanto Harvest-Resistant Corn Now Engulfing Most Of Midwest (Satire)

http://www.theonion.com Oct 20, 2014 Officials say Indianapolis is now 60 percent corn. SPRINGFIELD, IL—Wreaking untold environmental and economic devastation throughout the region, a strain of harvest-resistant corn engineered by the agrochemical company Monsanto is now engulfing most of the Midwest, officials confirmed Monday. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, the genetically modified crop, which Monsanto originally enhanced with traits to provide resistance from pests, diseases, and environmental conditions such as drought and frost, has become completely impervious to industrial reaping machinery and has spread uncontrollably across 700,000 square miles of land. With the unharvestable corn growing through asphalt...

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CDC approves Vitamin D-Nial drug to halt spread of Ebola (satire)

http://www.naturalnews.com Monday, October 20, 2014 by Mike Adams, the Health Ranger We’re saved! The CDC has now partnered with the FDA to approve a new medical treatment for Ebola, guaranteed to offer 100% protection against the coming pandemic. The new anti-Ebola drug is called “Vitamin D-Nial” and will be offered free of charge at all voting booths on November 4. CDC director Thomas Frieden held a well-attended press conference this morning, announcing that “When it comes to Ebola, D-Nial is the answer!” He also promised to send thousands of CDC agents into the field, “armed with D-Nial” to halt...

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How to be Ultra Spiritual (Video Satire)

Published on Oct 5, 2014 How to be Ultra Spiritual (funny) – with JP Sears http://www.InnerAwakeningsOnline.com http://www.Instagram.com/AwakenWithJP http://www.facebook.com/InnerAwakenin… http://www.twitter.com/AwakenWithJP ASK JP VIDEOS: send me your questions on my facebook page www.facebook.com/InnerAwakeningsOnline Perhaps our ability to laugh at ourselves and not take ourselves too seriously is what increases our spiritual growth 🙂 As an inner coach, the purpose of JP’s work is to empower people to live more meaningful lives as whole individuals by guiding them to move beyond their symptoms of pain and sabotage so they may discover and reconcile their inner imbalances. JP Sears presents classes and workshops...

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Report: More Americans Saving Money For Child’s Unemployment (Satire)

http://www.theonion.com Oct 15, 2014 Parents say it is important to begin saving when their child is still young so they have enough money on hand when their son or daughter goes off into a jobless economy. WASHINGTON—Stressing the importance of being able to financially support their kids during one of the most significant periods in their lives, a growing number of parents are opting to put aside money for their children’s unemployment, a report published Wednesday by the Brookings Institution has revealed. According to the report, parents across the United States are saving a greater portion of their incomes...

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World War III Kickstarter UPDATE (Video/Satire)

Published on Sep 30, 2014 Last year, we asked for you to help us make Obama’s World War III plans a reality. Now, we’re happy to report…we’re almost there! Featuring Neal Dandade Greg Ott Maria Randazzo Niccole Thurman Written by John Loos Produced and Directed by Jeph Porter Director of Photography Corey Benson Powers Location Sound David Gigl Follow us! https://twitter.com/SecondCityNetwk https://twitter.com/NDandade https://twitter.com/disinteresting (Greg Ott) https://twitter.com/niccitee https://twitter.com/MariaRandazzo https://twitter.com/jephporter https://twitter.com/JohnLoosWins https://twitter.com/cbensonpowers (c) 2014 The Second City Inc. ——————————– The Second City Network is quickly becoming one of the hottest channels on YouTube. Our work has been featured on Tosh.0 on...

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Ebola Vaccine Commercial (Video/Satire)

Published on Oct 6, 2014 The Ebola Vaccine is here. Consult your doctor and get vaccinated today! SUBSCRIBE: http://www.youtube.com/user/thejoycam… Check out this stuff Like us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thejoycamp Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheJoyCamp Follow us on Instagram: https://instagram.com/TheJoyCamp Ebola Vaccine Commercial | JoyCamp...

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Cat Congress Mired In Sunbeam (SATIRE)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/cat-congress-mired-in-sunbeam,2814/ NEWS – Politics – Congress – Animals – ISUE 45-39 – Sep 25, 2009 Sen. Creamsicle (D-ND) rails against subsidies to the litter rake industry. WASHINGTON—The current session of the 111th Cat Congress was once again suspended Tuesday following the sudden introduction of a sunbeam onto the Senate floor, a development that has left a majority of transfixed lawmakers unable to move forward. The ray of sunlight, which first appears in the official record at 11:30 a.m., interrupted debate over S. 391, a proposal to provide underprivileged felines with universal access to scratching posts. “We’ve come up against...

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George Carlin – Germs, Immune System (Video/Strong Language)

Uploaded on Dec 17, 2011 Snippet from “You are all Diseased!” This footage is copyrighted and is uploaded to YouTube for educational purposes. I claim no ownership of this material. http://www.georgecarlin.com/ Buy the DVD here: DVD: http://www.amazon.com/George-Carlin-Y… Buy the CD here:...

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Fertilize that! German farmer dresses cows in diapers in EU protest

http://rt.com Reuters / Michaela Rehle A German farmer has been putting nappies on his cows in protest at EU legislation that forbids the use of fertilizers on steep slopes. With no bovine-sized diapers available from the local store, white bed sheets with pink ribbons had to suffice. The idea was the brainchild of Bavarian cattle farmer Johann Huber, who became fed up with an EU directive that did not allow farmers to fertilize slopes steeper than 15 percent. With cow droppings in theory counting as fertilizer, he sarcastically decided to try and abide by EU regulations by making sure...

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ISIS Having Difficulty Finding American Recruits Physically Fit For Jihad (SATIRE)

http://www.theonion.com/articles/isis-having-difficulty-finding-american-recruits-p,37068/ NEWS IN BRIEF – Terrorism – Fitness – News – ISSUE 50-39 Oct 1, 2014 AR-RAQQAH, SYRIA—Frustrating the Islamic extremist group’s efforts to bolster its ranks and expand its influence overseas, representatives for ISIS told reporters Wednesday that they have so far encountered considerable difficulty in finding American recruits who are physically fit enough for jihad. “We’ve been in communication with a number of U.S. citizens who are eager to join in our holy crusade, but unfortunately, not one of them is in decent enough shape to effectively wage war against the West,” said ISIS operative Bakir Hamdani,...

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Brilliant Comic of Banksy’s Call To Arms Against Advertisers

http://www.filmsforaction.org/ Banksy is an anoynomous English street artist and activist who has become a cult hero for his anti-establishment and rebellious artwork. Unlike someone I know, who stays in his house all day drawing comics and watchingSimpsons reruns, Banksy is a REAL artist who challenges the status quo, forces people to think and puts himself in danger, all while remaining a complete mystery to the world. I mean think about it, he’s one of the most famous artists on the planet, his work has been popping up in major cities for the past 10 years and sell for millions of dollars and no one...

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The new KRONIE Action Figure commercial. Introducing: General Surgeon (Humor/Video)

Published on Sep 3, 2014 Get Konnected at http://thekronies.com. Each bought and sold separately. Introducing General Surgeon, the team medic! General Surgeon isn’t just the team medic, he’s Big G’s own Doctor Feelgood. Combining Krony powers from every healthcare sector, he’s four Kronies in one! His hermetically sealed helmet glows green with the steady, life-sustaining drip of G-Force. This K-Street veteran has the prescription for catastrophic plans: A federal mandate. General Surgeon’s central plan has you covered…for life! A warrior, a healer, a crony. During WWII, Colonel Pierce Healy, M.D. was Big G’s private valet. He swiftly rose in...

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Amazing mind reader reveals his ‘gift’ (Video)

  Published on Sep 24, 2012 Dave is an extremely gifted clairvoyant who finds out specific financial information. This video reveals the magic behind the magic, making people aware of the fact that their entire life can be found online. And by doing so urging everybody to be vigilant. Tips for using online banking more safely can be found at...

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